I know this is way over due

But someone had to call it

"Time of death 6:23 AM Tuesday 21st of July "Myspace" " R.I.P!

-xo b.

Song of the day : Guardian Angel - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

/omg

Dear faggots,
Okay so last night, I went to AHC (Aussie Hip Hop Championships). I only went to see Yuri Tag (Kaba Modern) and Taeko Carroll (Fysh 'n' Chicks). We were in the VIP section, so we had good seats yeah? And during the break Yuri and Taeko were in the for yard taking photos with people. I was really wtf cause not alot of people knew who they were. Like there was no massive mob around them. But yeah I full froze like a bitch and didn't want to take a photo with them. Till later when they're sitting in the judges seats. /Omg I got so close to them. But yeah just came here to brag, www.myspace.com/mrjanne omg. AHC inspired me to dance more and shit. Also MMA is hosting Yuri and Taeko tonight and tomorrow night for their workshops. 40 bucks per class go check it out. That's all I guess.

Oh, to answer your questions from the relationship guide; Yes, I'm in a relationship 3 years soon. and it's called magic. BTW leave your name if you're posting anonymously.

xoxo - b.


Song of the day - Wow, I can get sexual too - Say Anything

Hokay;

To be more honest

I'm currently looking for a crew preferably a dance crew. Just to get into doing routines and getting a feed of other styles and shit. I've been self taught and whore YouTube clips, I'm not good but I have some what of a potential. I know my shit when it comes to isolations and what's good and what's not. I love dancing man , it's like sex moving on legs. So yeah, if anyone that has a mediocre crew that's not so shit, let me know. Or if anyone does lessons again omg, let me know.

I also recommend watching "How I met your mother" It's the best bro. Is best in Europe. I'm pretty sure everyone watches it now, but just in case you know. I bought "The Bro Code" book, the other month and try to live by it. But I must say there's some rules that we can't follow that only apply to people in America. But yeah check it out if you can. While on the topic of books, does anyone have any recommendations, I don't want to hear "Twilight, omg it's so good". No, its like "Hey, keep it down but best coffee out is Starbucks ... " No I want something like not so mainstream, but has to have sex, money and sex in it. Like young adult shit you know? I want to get into reading to get patience for it. Right now, anything that show me a "wow" in the first 5 seconds I drop, so fast man. Oh if you leave an anonymous post leave your name, lol. Well, I need to go out now with my rents. Fun shit! Oh congrats Tristan with the new mrs. Done.

xo-b.

Song of the day: Bad Girl - Usher

Carrots!

I just hate them.

They're as fail as everyone thinking that the swine flu is a big deal. I'm not much of a vegetable fan, I hate broccoli, capicium, olives, anythign green apart from avocado and lettece. BTW, I don't care if I mentioned fruits just then. Oh and carrots. I just came back from the air port to drop off my grand rents, I was meant to go to Philipines but I didn't really have cash to go. So right now, I'm looking for a school. I want to pursue myself with teaching until I get really good at dancing and become famous from that. If anyone does lessons anywhere, let me know so I can join you. Need as much experience I can get and it's a good form of exercise. Anyways I thought I would do something different today; let's roll.


How to treat your girlfriend/wife/slave Jon style:

• Treat her like you own her
  
• Call her ugly and fat
• Make her call you
• Only buy presents when you've done something wrong, never on montharies or whatever
• Embarass her as much as possible
• Pick on the small things you notice
• Rock up late to dates, don't worry it's tank. Make her wait.
• Wrestle with her when you can, its fun. Cause you always win.
  
• Make her do everything
• Bag out her family, but never in front of other people
• Make her come to your house
• Always try to make her ugly, dress to impress.
• Act like her friend with benefits.
  
• Have some sort of link to her on your user names online.
• Threaten her life by dropping her to the floor.

NOTE: This does not work with all relationships.

Well let me explain, this is my attitude towards life. I constantly act mean towards people so that when I do something nice it stands out so much. In oppose to someone thats always nice, they do somethign nice. It's just expected. Okay example, I like to rock up late like always. So when I rock up early or on time, its liek wow his on time. It shows that I'm goign out of my way to do it for her. You get ? In oppose to someone that's always on time, they rock up late. It shows that they didn't care. You know ? So it works with all the reason of how I'am. that's pretty much my view on how a girl should be treated. So parapharsing what I said.

"Treat her like crap, so the standards are lowered" John Eugenio.

I have enabled anonymous posting, so even if you're not a member of blogspot you can post comments. Outtie!

xo - b.


Song of the day : I Want You - Thalia Ft. Fat Joe

Maybe

I reckon;
I have noticed that no one uses this blog, it's a shame. I like it, alot.
If you guys aren't busy go do my how well you know me, on Facebook. I've gotten to like Facebook more and more these days. There's always something new you know? Like quizes or whatever it might be. So I don't get bored that easy. Okay let's roll



Myspace Vs Facebook:
Okay here's the difference between them both.

Myspace is the first thing I picked up, I was never fond of online profiles and shit like that. It's user friendly and it shows your personality on your profile. Because of that reason you can html your profile so that it can be unique. Where as with Facebook you can't view there page until you add them. There's no songs on face book and there's just mass applications. I think MS aimed for the "judge on their page" kind of thing and FB is aiming for the "add them to get to know them". I belive Ms is more intimate then FB. Eg. You add a random, and the random will ask who is this or whatever. Where as on FB it's all about mass adds, so it loses its meaning and shit. There's so much going on FB, that no one takes notice of who you added or who's commenting on your wall. But they both work, fine I guess. These days people tend to move from MS to FB, to be non conformist and try to be different. I'm sure if FB came before MS, everyone would like MS more and move there also. It's just pattern, the grass is always greener on the new side. I use them both but I'm a proud lover of MS only because my page wont look like anyone else's.

xo -b.

Song of the day - Suicide - T - Pain

I couldn't wait.

This just in;

I usually blog like once a day, but I came home today from dance class. And I go to Chris:
b: hi piss
c: okay fine no joke for you
b: no tell me
c: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

The link above is a news article or something saying that Indians have small "instruments".
Okay let's be rational, and I'm quoting "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres"
So what's that like 2 thumbs spans. Two whole thumbs brah, if I was an indian god forbid I would just use my fingers. Cause I'm pretty sure that's bigger then 2 thumbs. And yes I know I didn't put a capital on "indians". I just believe that don't deserve one. Lol, they're already failing at life as it is. Like everyone is convinced they sweat curry, they have staring disorders and extremely arrogant and did I mention sweat curry. This isn't going help them in one way.
But wait they have a defense ""It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said."
Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that you smell like curry. Ha, I'm so rat.

No, for the record I know for a fact that there are normal indians. Like the anglo ones. They been brought up in modern way not the traditional culture bullshit that we all love to hate. So ja, I'm done.

xo -b.

How it should of ended;

I have powers

In the near future, these two things will come up and I thought I would let you guys know that I invited the concepts up first. Okay first concept, there will be these pills. Not like pills to get off your head, pills that will give you the energy you get from sleep. So for example, you had no sleep cause you were doing your homework all night and you have school the next day. There will be these pills that will give you the energy of 8 hours sleep. It will fool your brain of having slept already, like maybe it needs you to sleep for like 20 mintues for it to kick in, but believe me it will come up. Time will no longer be a problem, the whole world will change. Shifts will be 9-9am, parties will run for 3 days. But that's just my thought. There will be like all weekers instead of all nighters. But I'm guessing there will massive side affects, but I'm sure they will fix it over time.

Okay second concept, you know how everyone has keycards/credit cards ja? We will have these devices that we carry around, like small protable ones. You slide your card in and put in a pin and your money will transfer to it. Okay example, you owe your friend money yeah? So you put your card in and put the amount and then your pin. Then it will tell you to put the card desired for the money to fall into, so your friend puts their card in. That's how it will go down. No one will have money lying around anymore. Cause thats how its going down, man I'm so smart.

Well, that's all for today. Guys if you havn't already go subscribe to Communitychannel on youtube, she's rape. Has the same humor as me, sacarstic. Okay I'm done.

xo -b.


Song of the day - Officially Mising You - Tamia

Why?

Let me explain;

This blog will be filled with my view on the world and how it should be. I may come across as cynical and I will try not to talk like how I don't talk in RL. It will have words that I use in person put on paper, eg. RL- Real life. My blog will be awesome and shit, cause I'm right most of the time, but in some odd occasion you choose to disagree, please feel free to discuss. I want to make this like an interacting thing, like I post a topic and you guys feedback and it may lead to deeper discussion. I guess this the only thing I have the patience to do, so I'll commit my time here. So yeah, I don't find the need to sell this way of blogging to anyone because it will benefit you not waste your time, you know? I don't like sooks and shit. I like real people with opinions, its fare game so yeah link friends and shit. It's free lessons on how to live, follow me bitch.


Topic; Bloggers.

I made a post somewhere on my myspace (www.myspace.com/mrjanne), but I'll make a post here. When people don't post a blog in awhile they always and always will say " I haven't posted a blog in awhile" It's impossible to not, cause it's true. There are some reasons that a lot of blogs fail. Most people are unaware of it because they might be suffering from it, they get blocked off by the "No ones told you the truth disorder". Our generation doesn't care about lying as long as the persons feelings get protected. I'm going somewhere with this, don't worry. Persons that "blog" do it for a reason.

• To get there voice out
• Happy birthday Lyle!
  
• To get attention
• To make somewhat of a social life

It's never cause they're "bored". When people say that reason it usually falls into the last two reasons. Okay to why blogs fail, as I said they're unaware of it because as stated previously. These are the reasons to why it fails;

• Illiterate - people lose respect to people who can't type.
• Have no respect in RL- they don't have friends in RL, why would anyone want to read it?
• They talk about there life and it fails - it won't help if they have reason 2.
• Not advertised enough.

The last reason is real obvious, but I had to make it look like there was more points. But it really comes down to your way about going about it. If you have like 11 posts and only 2 followers, you're doing something wrong no? If you run and you keep hurting your legs, you don't just keep running you fix the problem. I mean ffs, it's like riding a bike without wheels, It wont go anywhere. I just get annoyed at people with this disorder. They know they fail and yet they keep going. Most blogs I don't read unless they don't fall under the fail list. I may come across as cocky or something, but someone needs to do it. A lot of people will come and read this and totally agree with me, but yet they're like hypocrites. Like when I post more topics you will see this and agree, but they're the people who actually do what I hate, do you get me? Okay I'm done.


Song of the day - Just Like Me - Jaimie Fox ft. Usher/ T.I