I couldn't wait.

This just in;

I usually blog like once a day, but I came home today from dance class. And I go to Chris:
b: hi piss
c: okay fine no joke for you
b: no tell me
c: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

The link above is a news article or something saying that Indians have small "instruments".
Okay let's be rational, and I'm quoting "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres"
So what's that like 2 thumbs spans. Two whole thumbs brah, if I was an indian god forbid I would just use my fingers. Cause I'm pretty sure that's bigger then 2 thumbs. And yes I know I didn't put a capital on "indians". I just believe that don't deserve one. Lol, they're already failing at life as it is. Like everyone is convinced they sweat curry, they have staring disorders and extremely arrogant and did I mention sweat curry. This isn't going help them in one way.
But wait they have a defense ""It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said."
Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that you smell like curry. Ha, I'm so rat.

No, for the record I know for a fact that there are normal indians. Like the anglo ones. They been brought up in modern way not the traditional culture bullshit that we all love to hate. So ja, I'm done.

xo -b.

How it should of ended;

I have powers

In the near future, these two things will come up and I thought I would let you guys know that I invited the concepts up first. Okay first concept, there will be these pills. Not like pills to get off your head, pills that will give you the energy you get from sleep. So for example, you had no sleep cause you were doing your homework all night and you have school the next day. There will be these pills that will give you the energy of 8 hours sleep. It will fool your brain of having slept already, like maybe it needs you to sleep for like 20 mintues for it to kick in, but believe me it will come up. Time will no longer be a problem, the whole world will change. Shifts will be 9-9am, parties will run for 3 days. But that's just my thought. There will be like all weekers instead of all nighters. But I'm guessing there will massive side affects, but I'm sure they will fix it over time.

Okay second concept, you know how everyone has keycards/credit cards ja? We will have these devices that we carry around, like small protable ones. You slide your card in and put in a pin and your money will transfer to it. Okay example, you owe your friend money yeah? So you put your card in and put the amount and then your pin. Then it will tell you to put the card desired for the money to fall into, so your friend puts their card in. That's how it will go down. No one will have money lying around anymore. Cause thats how its going down, man I'm so smart.

Well, that's all for today. Guys if you havn't already go subscribe to Communitychannel on youtube, she's rape. Has the same humor as me, sacarstic. Okay I'm done.

xo -b.


Song of the day - Officially Mising You - Tamia

Why?

Let me explain;

This blog will be filled with my view on the world and how it should be. I may come across as cynical and I will try not to talk like how I don't talk in RL. It will have words that I use in person put on paper, eg. RL- Real life. My blog will be awesome and shit, cause I'm right most of the time, but in some odd occasion you choose to disagree, please feel free to discuss. I want to make this like an interacting thing, like I post a topic and you guys feedback and it may lead to deeper discussion. I guess this the only thing I have the patience to do, so I'll commit my time here. So yeah, I don't find the need to sell this way of blogging to anyone because it will benefit you not waste your time, you know? I don't like sooks and shit. I like real people with opinions, its fare game so yeah link friends and shit. It's free lessons on how to live, follow me bitch.


Topic; Bloggers.

I made a post somewhere on my myspace (www.myspace.com/mrjanne), but I'll make a post here. When people don't post a blog in awhile they always and always will say " I haven't posted a blog in awhile" It's impossible to not, cause it's true. There are some reasons that a lot of blogs fail. Most people are unaware of it because they might be suffering from it, they get blocked off by the "No ones told you the truth disorder". Our generation doesn't care about lying as long as the persons feelings get protected. I'm going somewhere with this, don't worry. Persons that "blog" do it for a reason.

• To get there voice out
• Happy birthday Lyle!
  
• To get attention
• To make somewhat of a social life

It's never cause they're "bored". When people say that reason it usually falls into the last two reasons. Okay to why blogs fail, as I said they're unaware of it because as stated previously. These are the reasons to why it fails;

• Illiterate - people lose respect to people who can't type.
• Have no respect in RL- they don't have friends in RL, why would anyone want to read it?
• They talk about there life and it fails - it won't help if they have reason 2.
• Not advertised enough.

The last reason is real obvious, but I had to make it look like there was more points. But it really comes down to your way about going about it. If you have like 11 posts and only 2 followers, you're doing something wrong no? If you run and you keep hurting your legs, you don't just keep running you fix the problem. I mean ffs, it's like riding a bike without wheels, It wont go anywhere. I just get annoyed at people with this disorder. They know they fail and yet they keep going. Most blogs I don't read unless they don't fall under the fail list. I may come across as cocky or something, but someone needs to do it. A lot of people will come and read this and totally agree with me, but yet they're like hypocrites. Like when I post more topics you will see this and agree, but they're the people who actually do what I hate, do you get me? Okay I'm done.


Song of the day - Just Like Me - Jaimie Fox ft. Usher/ T.I