Carrots!

I just hate them.

They're as fail as everyone thinking that the swine flu is a big deal. I'm not much of a vegetable fan, I hate broccoli, capicium, olives, anythign green apart from avocado and lettece. BTW, I don't care if I mentioned fruits just then. Oh and carrots. I just came back from the air port to drop off my grand rents, I was meant to go to Philipines but I didn't really have cash to go. So right now, I'm looking for a school. I want to pursue myself with teaching until I get really good at dancing and become famous from that. If anyone does lessons anywhere, let me know so I can join you. Need as much experience I can get and it's a good form of exercise. Anyways I thought I would do something different today; let's roll.


How to treat your girlfriend/wife/slave Jon style:

• Treat her like you own her
  
• Call her ugly and fat
• Make her call you
• Only buy presents when you've done something wrong, never on montharies or whatever
• Embarass her as much as possible
• Pick on the small things you notice
• Rock up late to dates, don't worry it's tank. Make her wait.
• Wrestle with her when you can, its fun. Cause you always win.
  
• Make her do everything
• Bag out her family, but never in front of other people
• Make her come to your house
• Always try to make her ugly, dress to impress.
• Act like her friend with benefits.
  
• Have some sort of link to her on your user names online.
• Threaten her life by dropping her to the floor.

NOTE: This does not work with all relationships.

Well let me explain, this is my attitude towards life. I constantly act mean towards people so that when I do something nice it stands out so much. In oppose to someone thats always nice, they do somethign nice. It's just expected. Okay example, I like to rock up late like always. So when I rock up early or on time, its liek wow his on time. It shows that I'm goign out of my way to do it for her. You get ? In oppose to someone that's always on time, they rock up late. It shows that they didn't care. You know ? So it works with all the reason of how I'am. that's pretty much my view on how a girl should be treated. So parapharsing what I said.

"Treat her like crap, so the standards are lowered" John Eugenio.

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xo - b.


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